{"id":157,"date":"2006-12-02T18:20:37","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T18:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=157"},"modified":"2006-12-02T18:27:45","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T18:27:45","slug":"champagne-and-christmas-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"Champagne and Christmas Trees&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It had to happen some time.  The christmas tree is going up today, and apparently to properly decorate a tree you have to be driinking champagne.  Not quite sure how that works, but I was easily convinced, and it does seem to be a tradition of ours now.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that we don&#8217;t have enough lights, but I suspect that I&#8217;ll be told off if I get too many more for it&#8230; Though I might still see what I can sneak on there a bit later.  But once the lights were on, that&#8217;s about the end of my job.<\/p>\n<p>I was allowed to help with putting on the rest of the  decorations, but only if I strictly followed instructions, so I thought it best for domestic harmony if I just left Bec to it. So my job is now to say &#8220;yes&#8221; whenever asked if things look good. Which I do damn well, if I do say so myself!<\/p>\n<p>But we have so many decorations that  Bec&#8217;s getting quite confused and upset about what to put on the tree, and what has to stay in boxes for the year.  We inherited all of Megan and Michael&#8217;s decorations when they left (and it&#8217;s their tree too actually &#8211; our old one was a bit shorter by about 2 feet), so we&#8217;ve really got two full sets for one tree. Actually, I think we might even have enough for three trees. Four at a push. &#8220;When you don&#8217;t have enough decorations it&#8217;s a lot easier&#8221; Bec&#8217;s just whined, flapping her arms.<\/p>\n<p>The trick is knowing when to stop, I think. But she seems quite happy organising all of the leftovers into piles based on colour and size anyway&#8230; Oh, and shape too, apparently!<\/p>\n<p>So now it&#8217;s up for another year.  Not quite the  same as having a real &#8220;live&#8221; pine tree, with the traditional christmas pine smell, but good enough, and a lot less mess!  And probably a lot easier than trying to get a tree home on the tube!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It had to happen some time. The christmas tree is going up today, and apparently to properly decorate a tree you have to be driinking champagne. Not quite sure how that works, but I was easily convinced, and it does seem to be a tradition of ours now. I&#8217;m sure that we don&#8217;t have enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}