{"id":189,"date":"2007-01-20T19:54:49","date_gmt":"2007-01-20T19:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=189"},"modified":"2007-03-11T11:14:41","modified_gmt":"2007-03-11T11:14:41","slug":"im-struggling-for-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m struggling for words&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some things are just better left to the back shed.  Someone in Britain has taken the time and effort to create&#8230; Wait for it&#8230; A goldfish walker!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right, you too can take your goldfish for a walk!  See the Metro link <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/article.html?in_article_id=33250&#038;in_page_id=2\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Thought: The reason no one has invented it before is because it&#8217;s A BLOODY STUPID IDEA!  If you want a dog, then get a bloody dog!<\/p>\n<p>Goldfish memories being what they are, added to the way light is going to travel through the water and the bowl means that the fish aren&#8217;t really going to have a great view of the world&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.  Oh well, at least he&#8217;s famous now.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img id=\"image188\" alt=\"fishwalker.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/fishwalker.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things are just better left to the back shed. Someone in Britain has taken the time and effort to create&#8230; Wait for it&#8230; A goldfish walker! Yes, that&#8217;s right, you too can take your goldfish for a walk! See the Metro link here. Thought: The reason no one has invented it before is because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}