{"id":21,"date":"2006-02-26T20:07:57","date_gmt":"2006-02-26T20:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=21"},"modified":"2006-02-26T20:10:02","modified_gmt":"2006-02-26T20:10:02","slug":"pigeons-i-fecking-hate-pigeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Pigeons.  I fecking hate pigeons."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess it had to happen.  When there are as many of the bloody rats with wings in this city as there are people I guess that paths must cross sometimes&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, as you might guess, today was &#8220;let&#8217;s crap on <em>that<\/em> guy&#8221; day.  And the little bastard had obviously been saving this up for a loooooong time, just wating for the right victim.<\/p>\n<p>Fecker!<\/p>\n<p>Really makes your day. I really hope that they do some good somehow like keep the rat population down, because otherwise they all deserve to be forcibly removed.  Fast.  Please?!  Before this happens again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess it had to happen. When there are as many of the bloody rats with wings in this city as there are people I guess that paths must cross sometimes&#8230;. Yes, as you might guess, today was &#8220;let&#8217;s crap on that guy&#8221; day. And the little bastard had obviously been saving this up for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}