{"id":2654,"date":"2012-11-12T20:27:17","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T08:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2012-11-12T20:27:17","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T08:27:17","slug":"not-quite-guy-fawkes-night-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=2654","title":{"rendered":"Not quite Guy Fawkes night, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy at work was asking us the other day where he should go to get some fireworks for bonfire night. My reply to him was &#8220;well, as an owner (if you can be such a thing) of two cats, I&#8217;d say don&#8217;t!&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>And we didn&#8217;t, of course, and neither did any of our neighbours if our unbroken sleep that night. But it seems we couldn&#8217;t get away without the bonfire. Not that we had it on the actual day, but as Saturday morning was perfectly still we raced out and set things in motion for a bit of a clean up of the front tree trimmings. With a bit of help from the trusty old petrol can to get things going, it went! I think we even managed to get rid of at least half of the bits and pieces.<\/p>\n<p align=center><a href=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bonfire_large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bonfire_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Our bonfire. A bit late, but...\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bonfire_small.jpg 450w, https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bonfire_small-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The photo is pretty much at the end of the process. I&#8217;m not sure it really does justice to the the huge flames that were threatening to set the long grass on fire&#8230; And it certainly doesn&#8217;t do justice to the huge amount of raw material that was shuttled slowly from the tree line to the waiting flames. I hurt. Again. <\/p>\n<p>A few hours later and we were still left with a big pile of charcoal and ash that took a <em>lot<\/em> of water to stop flaming up in the stronger wind that crept up a bit later in the day. But at least we got half of the them gone before that. We just need one more day like that. Please!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy at work was asking us the other day where he should go to get some fireworks for bonfire night. My reply to him was &#8220;well, as an owner (if you can be such a thing) of two cats, I&#8217;d say don&#8217;t!&#8221;. And we didn&#8217;t, of course, and neither did any of our neighbours [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2661,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions\/2661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}