{"id":427,"date":"2008-10-02T19:05:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T19:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=427"},"modified":"2008-10-07T20:03:16","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T20:03:16","slug":"how-could-anyone-be-so-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"How could anyone be so stupid?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I seem to have come across some stupid people lately (including our landlord, of course), but today I found a new one…<\/p>\n

The last thing you want to move when you’re shifting flats is stuff you don’t need to.\u00a0 Especially when it weighs a bit and you’ll just have to get rid of it after moving. So, as Bec was out at leaving dos, and as I has a whole heap of other coins to take to the bank to be transferred to light, paper money I thought I’d empty out the piggy bank that we’ve been using to hold the bedroom door open when we’ve wanted a bit of air through and bag it up<\/p>\n

WHO IS THE IDIOT THAT THOUGHT THAT JUST BECAUSE Y0U PUT MONEY IN A PIGGY BANK YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET IT OUT AGAIN!!!!<\/p>\n

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!<\/p>\n

About an hour struggling to peer through the wee slit with a blunt knife in hand,\u00a0 I finally managed to get it all out.\u00a0 If it wasn’t for Bec’s old habit of saving all the \u00a32\u00a0 coins she was ever given, I would have given up after about 5 minutes! And if it had gone on for about another 10 minutes longer I might have “accidentally” dropped it on a large, heavy hammer….<\/p>\n

Megan, are you reading this?!\u00a0 I think it’s all your fault really as I seem to recall we inherited this from you when you bailed leaving all your 2p coins behind!<\/p>\n

I can see why now!<\/p>\n

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But at least that’s a little but less\u00a0 weight to transfer to the new place. Assuming I can be bothered to take it to the bank before then!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I seem to have come across some stupid people lately (including our landlord, of course), but today I found a new one… The last thing you want to move when you’re shifting flats is stuff you don’t need to.\u00a0 Especially when it weighs a bit and you’ll just have to get rid of it after […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}