{"id":600,"date":"2009-08-15T10:56:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T10:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=600"},"modified":"2009-08-15T11:23:44","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T11:23:44","slug":"oi-thats-a-bit-noisy-for-a-saturday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"OI! That&#8217;s a bit noisy for a Saturday morning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img alt=\"noswimming.jpg\" id=\"image599\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/noswimming.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Someone seemed to think that it was a good idea to get on a microphone at about 8am this morning and drive us all from our peaceful slumbers. Well, to be honest I&#8217;d already got up about 7:30, but still.<\/p>\n<p>Some idiots (about 1,000 of them apparently) were taking part in the Great London Swim in the dock.\u00a0 That&#8217;s a one mile swim. That&#8217;s actually quite a long swim!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img alt=\"swimming.jpg\" id=\"image598\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/swimming.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I know someone who&#8217;s mad enough to be doing this through work.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll have to find out what he thought of it all next week&#8230; And check he hasn&#8217;t come down with any yucky lurgy! Oh, and didn&#8217;t drown!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>It&#8217;s now noon, and he&#8217;s <em>still<\/em> going strong on that mic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone seemed to think that it was a good idea to get on a microphone at about 8am this morning and drive us all from our peaceful slumbers. Well, to be honest I&#8217;d already got up about 7:30, but still. Some idiots (about 1,000 of them apparently) were taking part in the Great London Swim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}