{"id":637,"date":"2009-10-11T20:58:23","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T20:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=637"},"modified":"2009-10-11T20:58:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-11T20:58:23","slug":"i-have-a-little-red-teapot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"I have a little red teapot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And here it is.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img id=\"image636\" alt=\"teapot.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeehouse.co.nz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/teapot.JPG\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I must admit to being slightly surprised that I own a red teapot. It&#8217;s not the &#8220;red&#8221; bit of that statement that is surprising me, it&#8217;s the the &#8220;teapot&#8221; bit.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, it&#8217;s not the first teapot I&#8217;ve owned.\u00a0 I did once have a conical stainless steel one (for all I know I still do have it packed in a box somewhere), but it has been over 10 years since I&#8217;ve used one.<\/p>\n<p>Why have I got one? Well oddly enough it&#8217;s all to do with coffee really. In this flat we have an espresso\/latte coffee maker built into the kitchen. Why? I have no idea. I guess the building company thought it would be a great USP (unique selling point) or something when showing the latte set around the showflat and might get them an extra sale or two. It&#8217;s actually more of a pain in the butt more than a good idea. We would much rather have had the space that it takes up as cupboard space to store more goodies, but as it&#8217;s there I have been making quite a bit of use of it.<\/p>\n<p>It makes a pretty good espresso type coffee, which is about all I&#8217;ve ever used it for. But sometimes it seems like I&#8217;m at it&#8217;s beck and call, rather than the other way around. It should be so simple. Hit the button that says (helpfully) &#8216;cafe&#8217; and get a cup of coffee. But no. More often than not it says &#8216;add beans&#8217;, &#8216;add water&#8217;, &#8217;empty trays&#8217;, or the dreaded &#8216;calc&#8217; (which means it needs a deep clean that demands more than half an hour attention and needs some relatively expensive tablets stuffed down it). And sometimes, even when I&#8217;ve just emptied all the trays it still says &#8217;empty trays&#8217; until I smack it a bit, then it seems to think about it and grudgingly decides that yes, I can have a coffee after all and belatedly changes its display to &#8216;cafe&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Even with all of that grief, and because it does make a reasonable cup of coffee, in the early evening or when working at home I find I tend to wander up to it quite often whenever I&#8217;m thirsty (or have some difficult or boring work to do) and hit the &#8216;cafe&#8217; button, and more often than not drink the coffee <em>(I do, however, often <\/em>not <em>drink the coffee, as I&#8217;ll go back the &#8216;puter&#8217; and get engrossed fixing the problem that I originally walked away from to get the coffee, and by the time I remember I&#8217;ve made a coffee, it&#8217;s stone cold&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Drinking all that strong coffee seems to lead to the usual effects of too much caffeine which in not that relaxing or enjoyable, but is only evidenced a reasonable time after the last cup.<\/p>\n<p>Right, so back to my teapot (as this was about my little red teapot after all)&#8230; In order to find an alternative to drinking too much coffee, for some random reason that I could not explain to myself even if you asked me to I seem to have taken up interspersing the coffees with a few cups of Chinese jasmine tea.<br \/>\nClose family will understand my slight concern that I might be turning into my grandfather!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, originally I was making said tea in a pyrex measuring jug and tipping it through a huge sieve (like you drain your pasta in), which possibly really wasn&#8217;t the best approach to tea making ever invented. Then I managed to buy myself a small sieve which was a huge improvement on proceedings, but still apparently left far too much of a mess on the bench for Bec, so she insisted we got a teapot.<\/p>\n<p>So. Here we are. I now have a little red teapot!<\/p>\n<p>(but no lemon balm handy so far, so don&#8217;t tell Pop!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And here it is. I must admit to being slightly surprised that I own a red teapot. It&#8217;s not the &#8220;red&#8221; bit of that statement that is surprising me, it&#8217;s the the &#8220;teapot&#8221; bit. 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